BAT MAN BHAI : Saviour of the convenient feminist planted by the patriarchy
The cat woman:
"there is no milk in the fridge"
Bat man bhai:
"I bought three bottles of milk yesterday"
The cat woman:
"I can't see them"
Bat man bhai:
"try moving your eyeballs"
The cat woman:
"did you just insult me"
Batman bhai:
"I just tried helping you"
The cat woman:
"I never asked for help"
The bat man bhai:
"you said you couldn't see"
The cat woman:
"that was a statement not a cry for help"
The bat man bhai:
"statements end with a full stop or and exclamation mark not a question mark"
The cat woman:
"you can hear punctuation"
The bat man bhai:
"Is that a question?"
The cat woman:
"no"
The bat man bhai:
"I thought so"
A loud blast and a crash is heard.
The bat man bhai:
" I helped the neighbours daughter get out but she never thanked me"
The cat woman:
"Get out of where?"
The bat man bhai:
"The mess we at the Manufacturing Patriarchy (pvt.limited) created for her"
The cat woman:
"that was kind of you. She will realise later "
The bat man bhai:
"ji I know"
More crashes and blasts are heard
The cat woman:
"So any new mission for me by the big bosses"
The bat man bhai:
"they want another cat fight at the G12"
The cat woman:
"love it already. What's the reason this time"
The bat man bhai:
"The neighbors daughter found out what the 'big bosses' actually do. They need to sleep but can't find any peace unless she's distracted."
The cat woman:
"Ah! such a thankless woman. So what do I get?"
The bat man bhai:
"You get to own the G12 if you keep her distracted long enough. Big bosses need their sleep."
Crashes and blasts continue.
The cat woman:
"Whats your mission"
The bat man bhai:
"I am on a brainstorming mission these days. The bosses want enough catfights everywhere so they can sleep. Exploring ways to understand female psyche and how to keep them busy"
The cat woman:
"you could actually try listening to them"
The bat man bhai:
"nah!, find the milk?"
The cat woman:
"Yes. Somebody left it outside and now its sour"
Bat man bhai:
"oh that was probably me. I was so busy trying to understand women that I forgot to put milk inside the fridge"
The cat woman:
"Give me the milk money. It wont get sour and I will stir catfights nobody has seen"
The bat man bhai gives the money to the cat woman. The cat woman ads a sleeping pill to bat man bhai's milk. Takes the rest of the money from his pocket when he falls asleep and jumps the window"
This is what happens when the big bosses at "Manufacturing Patriarchy pvt limited" try to hide their acts. They create the convenient feminist who does their bidding but rips them off too.
Saima Sher Fazal
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